Chillaxing with old and new friends at Icenhauer’s on Rainey Street, when Ree-chard shows up on an injured bicycle. “One of my pedals just fell off.” He held up the severed bike wrist like a trophy.
We settled into a chummy hubbub of patter-babble and fifteen minutes later Richard got up and left.
Naila held up a $20 bill and said: ”Richard just offered me $50 to pee in my shoe. I told him I’d let him do it for $200.”
“What’s the $20 for?”
“It’s a deposit. Earnest money. He went to the ATM.”
Ree-chard is Chasing the Weird!
When he returns, Naila balks at the offer. ”Breach of Contract,” is how Ree-chard described it later. ”I paid her escrow. We had a verbal agreement.”
“I was just calling his Bluff,” countered Naila.
Fortunately for Ree-chard, AAG’s own KT inexplicably offered up one of his $75 pair of black gum-soled Converse skate shoes. He somehow agreed to let Richard soil the sneakers for $7.42. because…because… he wasn’t serious, was he?
“I definitely got the raw end of that deal.” Kevin declared later, gingerly walking back to the car in stocking feet.
Ree-chard took possession of the urine-free shoe and in true Cinderella fetish style, placed it on his left foot and proceeded to demonstrate that this was exactly the shoe he needed to work the broken pedal on his bicycle.
Then he threw the shoes on the roof.
Where they sit.
To this day.
It’s like a perfect evening.
Video has been removed to protect the identity of the guilty. Too bad. If you were one of the 45 people who saw it before we pulled it, you’re welcome!