Some things never change, like that stupid expression. But mostly things change all the time. I just changed my mind about that last sentence. Life is change. Two quarters and a penny are change. We have changed. You have changed.
We are bodhisattvas who died a million times on our spiritual quest, only to re-emerge smellier and covered with dirt. Like Zombies, but smarter. And with better skin. We don’t really eat brains either, although that would mesh well with our current paleo diet.
But that’s enough about us. Where have you been? Wait. We don’t give a shit.
Let’s stick to the facts.
Fact: We are both here now.
While we are tinkering under the hood, updating the live streams, playing with our noodles, whistling dixie–or is that now considered racist?– we thought we’d treat you to a little Austin way above ground: