Apple Claus is Coming To Town

The Austin city council approved on Thursday a performance-based grant worth as much as $8.6 million for Apple’s proposed plans to expand its offices and create as many as 3,600 new jobs in the city.   See Story: Apple Invests In Austin.

 Our sources tell us that the company has plans to begin work on a top secret project that will require the talents and “weirdness” of the Austin workforce.   One insider suggested that Apple has plans to unveil in late 2013 the ipoop, a computerized toilet that will alert women when the seat is up, self clean, deodorize and of course have all of the amenities that we are accustomed to with other apple products; a video camera, camera, telephone, teleporter and flashlight.

It is also rumored that Apple is dontating 10 free ipoops to the homeless workers who were used as human hotspots during SXSW.  See the story: Homeless Hotspots.

In all seriousness, we are flush with pride that Apple has decided to invest in Austin!





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